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Festivus+Chrismakkuh > These “real” holidays
Ah, I wish Seinfeld were still on for real, and not in endless re-run.



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Festivus+Chrismakkuh > These “real” holidays
Ah, I wish Seinfeld were still on for real, and not in endless re-run.

anonymous
via gladtoseeyou
Well hello there! What’s that you’re standing on? A dead reptile? Yeah, ok.
4:00, wallow in self pity
4:30, stare into the abyss
5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one
5:30, jazzercize
6:30, dinner with me - I can’t cancel that again
7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing… I’m booked.- The Grinch
I thought this was really endearing at the beginning, but gets a little preachy towards the end. Still worth a look, though…